It would be silly of me to list all of you.
santanax-lopez:
Ahh, if it isn’t the funsucker.

It’s not a willing follow, done over the obvious fact that you’d most likely give me another detention for not doing so. Prefect, how’s life? I’m not going to say I’m happy to see you.

When will you learn, Santana? There are plenty of ways to entertain yourself that do not include lighting your room mate’s cat on fire, not so stealthily sneaking inhibitory substances into the dorms, or generally creating an ill reputation for yourself. Let’s be real here, darling. You deserve what you get.
Life is rather good, thank you for asking. How is my favorite delinquent this evening?